DATELINE, August 4, 1961, Honolulu
We simply don't understand what the fuss is all about. Jerome Corsi didn't need to write his forthcoming book, Where's the Birth Certificate, to make the case that President Obama was born in Kenya. Obama told us he was born in Kenya long ago.
To hear it from the horse's mouth, buy Dreams from My Father as an audio book. Fast forward the disk 61 minutes, 4 seconds. When the audio is played backwards, Obama can be heard distinctly saying "I was born in Kenya." Some say he is saying "cranberry sauce," but this is very unlikely because he recorded the book six months before Thanksgiving. If anything, Obama would have said, "Must have Peeps."
President Obama has long been a fan of backward masking. In fact, in this year's State of the Union address, the video tape shows Obama turning ever so slightly in the direction of Representative Joe Wilson at 10 minutes and 23 seconds into the speech. You might wonder why there is an impish grin on Obama's face. Play the speech backward, and you will know why. Obama says "You Lie." Such clever speech writers.
It is no coincidence that Paul McCartney was one of the first artists to play the White House's East Room venue. Of course it wasn't really Paul performing, but the man who replaced Paul when Paul "blew his mind out in a car." We don't know Obama's cell phone number, but we are told that if you call it at exactly Wednesday Morning at 5 AM, you will hear Obama say, "Donald Trump, you're fired."